Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sith

So I rewatched Star Wars Episode 3 last night because I picked up the DVD. Two thoughts crossed my mind while watching this over-rated pile of monkey shit. In all 6 Star Wars movies to date, why have the Jedi never done the "Your fly's undone" Jedi mind trick, with the wave of the hand to convince the enemy it's true?

Second, what in the blue hell happened to Yaddle? Am I losing my mind? Was there not a female Yoda in Episode 1 who, along with all the other sterile members of the Jedi council, sat and just talked smack the whole movie? What happened to her? Why wasn't she in the movie? I would have loved to have seen her get slaughtered. I checked the deleted scenes and everything (oh by the way, another good move Lucas cutting out the whole forming of the rebel alliance...way to go champ, give yourself a gold star) and nothing...no sign of Yaddle.

I demand Yaddle's green blooded head on a plate.

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