Supermodels

I'm watching some special right now on supermodels. Is it just me or are supermodels the epitome of ugly? Not models. No, models tend to be good looking. But "super"models...hideous! Not that I subscribe to that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" nonsense, but supermodels are notoriously freakish. For example Esther Canadas is a supermodel but her lips terrify me and they're eerily similar to the lips a normal person gets when they are suffering from anaphylactic shock. Also, she looks like she's sizing everyone up as a potential meal to be promptly regurgitated. Victoria Secret's Adriana Lima looks about to fall off the dolly they've got her propped up on. She's obviously some Frankenstein science experiment who originated in the plastic surgery capital of Brazil. But they did a nice job on her boobs. The whole world knows Tyra Banks is an alien and let's not forget that creepy mole that runs Cindy Crawford's life (it's her business manager). They all look like oranges on swizzle sticks in real life. And don't even get me started on the beautiful boys with their empty gazes and mouth-breathing tendencies who create bulk to make up for lack of gray matter.

I'm turning the channel.